Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Naked Event And Planing of the 1 year Ann Party Part 1

The naked Night was a hit on sunday, when the discussion of Hamsters and Twinkies came up. Jard with his most excellent sense of humor had Rapids crying from laughing so hard. I swear to god he was gonna die, and the cat fights were beautiful. The naked bodies flopping around the floor coulda made a impotent man have a chubby. Cappo of course retired after fighting two females and retaining the undefeated status. Way to go Cappo cop a feel and retire with grace and style. The night was headlined by Sin and Ray on a pole butt naked and well maybe someday Sin will climb Mt. Ray or will she Mount Ray....Always get those confused.

Anyway tonight event went well loads of people showed for the pajama party but Takira and Cappo were feeling for the days of old. They showed off several pictures that yes if you want a copy Cappo and Tak have em all. Good god and we thought we looked good back then. Man what a difference a yeah makes.

Friday, January 2, 2009

Well its the second day of the year....

Well its day 2 of 2009 and Baltimore has a double murder. And The crack smokers are getting ready for thier annual smoke till he jump off a roof top convention. As for me i am just keeping my sanity in the fucked up new year. New Years was good got a bit drunk. Not like it matters to anyone in the clan but hell i had fun. And the new rumor round the clan is that Bettie Ragu is gonna be a sub-orbital entertainment device for Ray and Cappo. Oh and Rapids is a terd...thats not a rumor thats confirmed. So anyway enough of my rambling. I now return you to your regular scheduled insaity!! ~ Happy New Years folks. Lets make 2009 more fucked up than 2008!!

18 days till the end of the Bush Reign!!

Monday, December 29, 2008

YAY SL YAY

Inworld services issues

Posted by Status Desk on December 29th, 2008 at 04:30 pm PST

[4:30PM Pacific] We are experiencing connection failures between parts of the grid. This problem will manifest itself inworld as failed Teleports, problems loading inventory, failure to fully rez (ruthing), etc. Some Residents are currently unable to log in, and we are working with our service provider to diagnose this as quickly as possible. In the mean time, please avoid making important transactions or rezzing no-copy objects.


Someone drop the ball again rofl


Welcome to the SL bi-annual crash till you barf party!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The Night Before Crazy

Twas the night before crazy and all through the lands,
There laid DarkAlucard getting a tan.
His sword was hung on his wall so tight,
With his big ass Harkonnen always in sight.

The lands were all quiet and glistened with blood,
In hopes that this holiday would not be a dud.
The vampire were all out looking to feast,
As the sun settled down from the west to the east.

When up in the castle their arose such a clatter,
Dark cocked his head to the left to see what was the matter.
From out of the castle a frying pan flew,
The King must be in trouble, that much Dark knew.

You asshole! You Jackass! You bag full of Puss!
Shout the Queen From The Castle, My god she did Cuss!
And out on the lawn the King He did run,
Cause everybody knows the Queen packs a gun.

Behind the wall King he did duck,
But a shot in the ass, with a grin and some luck.
As he limped away in pain and did cry,
"Merry Christmas to all, Now please let me die!"

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Return Of Ainen Nightfire

He walked out of the shadows back into the doors of his insanity and warm welcome of Paradox and the Clan. That's right the chimney has returned. Just to find that nothing has changed. The staff is all the same, the humor has worsen, and the face have been updated. Realizing that he too will be found masturbating in a dark corner and crying. The only light to be found is the cigarette light as he chain smokes. Welcome back My friend welcome back.

The Royal Wedding: The Aftermath

Well its been a few days since the Royal wedding and its been a good few days. The wedding was a memorable one and the guest we great in numbers. I thank all whom participated in the wedding from the Best Man Mase Gumbo to the Maid of Honor Kahrei Nightfire. It was mainly a huge success because all of the pieces fell in together at the last minute from the drafting of a Groomsman to the oath taking of the Knights.

The King and queen spent there wedding night in a beautiful tropical location and it was a wonderful time spent together. Sorry to say the Queen no longer can wear White. Hubba Hubba Honk Honk!! But i would like to thank all that came to the wedding that made it a sucess. The Queen and i have several pictures to remember that day, and friends that are more family than ever before. We both thank you from the bottom of our hearts.